Voicemail

[goddamngrenades]

You have reached the voice mail system of FOXTROT 12.

When you are finished recording, just hang up or press pound for more options.

To request a locksmith, press one.

To hear these options in Spanish, press dos.

To send a verbal confirmation of a written command, press three.

To send a written confirmation of a verbal command, press four.

For delivery options, press five.

To page this person, press six.

To locate your nearest operator, press seven.

To leave a call back number, press eight.

To repeat this message, press nine.

Press zero for other options.

To mark this message as urgent, press eleven.

Thank you for calling, have a nice day.

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Comments

[goddamngrenades]

Church if Tex knows you she already knows you are nowhere near as badass as she is. Quit your bitching, hop on, and lets go get her.

[motherfucking_ghost]

I am so completely offended, and yet, I know you're also completely right.

...Okay fine. [He will get on behind York but he is under no obligation to like it.] I told her we'd meet at that fucking huge skyscraper that I can only assume the people in charge live and/or work at that can practically be seen from space, if, y'know, space could be seen from here.

[goddamngrenades]

Welcome to life with York. I'm here all week.

[ He snorts and shifts his grip on the handles, patting one of his hips. ]

You're gonna want to hang on, dude. Or you'll fall off and I am not doubling back to pick your sorry ass up.

[motherfucking_ghost]

...Uuuuugh, this is almost as bad as Tucker flipping my switch. [He is hesitant because he's going to look like such a pussy ugh this is dumb why did he think he could just borrow York's bitchin ride what the hell but he also does not want to fall off. So. Hanging on it is.]

[goddamngrenades]

Dude what you guys get into back home is your own business, but I am not flipping any of your switches.

[ Just to be an ass, just to be sure he actually DOES hang on? York revs the engine and guns it up the street, leaning forward as they whip around snow drifts and covered cars. ]