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She has always been pretty particular.

And I can't say I really feel bad for her considering what she said to wrath. Jesus.

I didn't even see that until later.

I'm trying not to think about that conversation. It pisses me off.

As it well should. Souths always been something of a bully but that is a lot of codepenant bullshit right there.

Yeah. I guess it's easier to see when you step back from it. Though that was pretty extreme.

She doesn't like that you have a girlfriend. At least that's my best guess.

Yeah, you think?

I don't know, man, lemme go watch that absolute clusterfuck again. I may have missed some subtext.

My sister wouldn't know subtext if it bit her in the ass.

She's not dumb.

Oay yeah she can be, jesus fuck.

Oh, she's smart. Doesn't mean she's not dumb.

Also: Go hug your girlfriend.

Don't worry, we already have that part planned. We're meeting up later, after I get done with work.

Sounds good. How's she doing?

She's upset. Hates my sister. She's been gracious about me getting in touch with her, though.

Wrath is a special lady.

She really is.

I really ought to get back to work. Thanks for what you're going to do.

Don't mention it. I'd rather not think about it.

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