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Can you help me get a decent gun off the record?

Sure. I'll even give you the newbie special.

But- um. Why? Who you need to shoot?

No one specific. I don't have a sword any more and I want something with more stopping power than my fist.

I don't know if that comes in gun form. I've seen your right hook.

Haha, you're sweet. Yeah maybe before I got broken.

Not broken, just dented. It adds character or some bullshit- or is that just with cars?

Anyway. Pistol, shot gun, rifle, expandable plasma repeater, derringer lazer pistol- I got a warehouse.

What do you say we make a day of it? I take you to look, you pick out some stuff, we head to a- an art gallery or catch a movie or something.

I'm going nuts in this bunker on my own.

Wow that's sure something.

Yeah! That would be fun. When?

This afternoon? If we time it right we'll wrap up just after North gets off work so you can hang with him after.

Oh sure!

Well if he has time. He should pay more attention to Theta and I shouldn't take so much of his energy cause that would be a dick move. But I'll see if he wants to hang out tonight.

He might want to see you too you know. It'd be awesome to hang around you guys when you aren't being weird at each other.

I've kind of- sort of been back at the house off and on. Between passing out in my bed and trying to avoid clones. seriously between the other me, every dude that looks like whiskey, sigma and omega i'm stressed. It ended real bad last time and i'm not looking forward to it. I've sort of been asleep every time he's gotten back home so I should actually tell him i'm there.

Hence the trip! Hanging with an awesome person not connected to all the bullshit back home.