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Clear soup, no meat, only soft vegetables and noodles. It's that bad.

Ooh, tricksy, York. I like it.

I might have a vid somewhere if you want to experience it in all its technicolor glory. Kind of reminded me of a kitten with a hairball, except for the part where... well. Half-digested tacos. Just think about that. And corn. Where the fuck did the corn come from? I swear there wasn't any corn in any of that.

Wow, that is bad.

Aw jesus. I'll bring popsicles and ice cream too. Debbie likes popsicles. Lime green ones. No idea why that's her favorite color. Need extra buckets?

Yeah.

Got enough buckets. Debbie's been fine since I got her away from patient zero. She can just hang out in my room and work the project. The GFs sacked out on the couch, since that was the straightest shot to the head.

Not that she's making it there most of the time.