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But it did. You know how you never aim a weapon at something you don't intend to shoot?

I am still weirded out by that. I mean- I kind of held my own with you a little that first time. And by held my own I mean didn't fail as hard as Wyoming and Maine.

I didn't think I needed to expect a punch from you. It won't land next time.

You knew enough to warn him that he's kind of a real sore spot for me. Moreso than he used to be. Finding out what comes after you die kinda puts shit in perspective.

I'll keep that in mind. I just expected you of all people to at least try to talk to me before going to that first.

You know when you get upgrades you get little glitches too? Guess who's gotten that 'irritation' glitch? Me. That's who. ANd it's not 'irritation' is' 'flashes of irrational RAGE' I kinda feel a little more for you while you had Omega now.