Voicemail

[goddamngrenades]

You have reached the voice mail system of FOXTROT 12.

When you are finished recording, just hang up or press pound for more options.

To request a locksmith, press one.

To hear these options in Spanish, press dos.

To send a verbal confirmation of a written command, press three.

To send a written confirmation of a verbal command, press four.

For delivery options, press five.

To page this person, press six.

To locate your nearest operator, press seven.

To leave a call back number, press eight.

To repeat this message, press nine.

Press zero for other options.

To mark this message as urgent, press eleven.

Thank you for calling, have a nice day.

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Comments

Day 131 - evening - action

[goddamngrenades]

"He STOLE my lockpicks and baked them into a loaf of bread! AND THEN SERVED THEM TO ME. You don't DO that."

Day 131 - evening - action

[tactical_alert]

"All right, correction: all of you are pieces of work."

Day 131 - evening - action

[goddamngrenades]

"It was kind of part of the requirements." He snorts.

Day 131 - evening - action

[tactical_alert]

Malcolm waves it aside. "I'll teach you the ways of the pudding, and we'll manage to have an enormous meal fit for a house full of physically active guys. Might even have enough food to satisfy Carolina," he jibes.

Day 131 - evening - action

[goddamngrenades]

"You say that like it's a joke, but with her metabolism jacked up by using the speed unit for so long? She eats more than me and North when she sits down and lets herself really go at it." Which isn't as often as she should, in his opinion. "I think I got the last of the ornaments and shit boxed up. I figure Christmas eve we set everything up, have dinner, sing a few carols, alls' good?"

Day 131 - evening - action

[tactical_alert]

"Believe me, I'm aware of how she can eat." He did get a ton of food the night before just for that reason. "I think that is the perfect eve we could have here. We'll teach Theta and Delta what to do for the holiday."

Day 131 - evening - action

[goddamngrenades]

"Decorate the tree, watch christmas specials, stockings, dinner, do we explain santa to them or not?" They don't really need to but it feels like an important part of the traditions.

Day 131 - evening - action

[tactical_alert]

"I'm sure Delta's going to research everything he can. They might not need it."

Day 131 - evening - action

[goddamngrenades]

"Good. I look terrible with a beard." Manly stubble is the limit of what he can handle.