1 - you have shit timing and I kind of hate you for this.
2 - how did you get these glasses what did I say about staying away from them and what's going to happen to you, do you really want to put them in that position again
3 - no seriously I hate you there is no way in hell that's happening because my love life, such as it is, is such a clusterfuck it isn't even funny. I'd be laughing at the timing of this message if it weren't so fucking sad, see point 1.
4 - Do not nudge her in the same way it is so fucking unfair. She lives, dude.
Day 167 | Late evening | Text
2 - how did you get these glasses what did I say about staying away from them and what's going to happen to you, do you really want to put them in that position again
3 - no seriously I hate you there is no way in hell that's happening because my love life, such as it is, is such a clusterfuck it isn't even funny. I'd be laughing at the timing of this message if it weren't so fucking sad, see point 1.
4 - Do not nudge her in the same way it is so fucking unfair. She lives, dude.
We don't.
We never do.