"Okay." A beat. "You aim high, man. Good for you."

Also there's the whole relateable life experiences, kinda. "...this is gonna make giving him a shovel talk hell and a half, you know that, right? Why you gotta make my life hard?"

Because picking at this like it has the potential to be okay and funny is easier than trying to work out 'do I help my bro or do I help my bro HIDE THIS SHIT'.