"You don't know mine." Pidge is not going on the official record, kiddo. Homie don't play that. A kid getting new documents is going to pull enough attention as it is, he doesn't need to court disaster by being less than 100% solid on the rest of it. "What kind of parents would name their kid 'Pidge'? What kind of cruel joke would that be, huh? Trust me. You wanna get by? Having a better name for the legal documents will be your best bet. Go by Pidge informally, I don't care."