"I was thinking six weeks." His mother is pretty particular about lunar cycles and shit like this (why did he never notice how weird that was growing up, what the hell) but he didn't trust her to stick to that because he knew she did that shit. "Mom's sneaky. Dad's pretty clueless but Mom? Sneaky. Kept asking if I was seeing anyone or having strange dreams."

Which weirded him out a little but, hey. "There are wetnaps in the bag- I grabbed 'em for you."