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"Bullshit, spin something else." It's not angry just. Pointing shit out. "If you were like six inches taller and more than ninety pounds soaking wet, I might buy that. You look twelve."
Don't watch the way her spine twists, don't watch the shoulders, definitely don't watch the neck.
And, like always, he watches anyway because...well. Look at her! How can he not? Respectfully. At least it is a respectful aesthetic admiration. "I think having my mind scrambled by my own mother is as good an excuse as any for that, huh?"
Things he didn't know he should feel bitter about until he learned otherwise. Fun times. "Yeah but this is like, 1000 year hauntings by floating heads with tongues that suck your blood. I can probably contact a specialist, have them handle the practical side of things."
And, like always, he watches anyway because...well. Look at her! How can he not? Respectfully. At least it is a respectful aesthetic admiration. "I think having my mind scrambled by my own mother is as good an excuse as any for that, huh?"
Things he didn't know he should feel bitter about until he learned otherwise. Fun times. "Yeah but this is like, 1000 year hauntings by floating heads with tongues that suck your blood. I can probably contact a specialist, have them handle the practical side of things."
"I'm not twelve!" ...Maybe that sounds petulant. Even if it's true. "Maybe I'm...homeschooled? That still happens, right?"
"Fourteen at the most." And that's stretching it a bit. "No family that has a home schooled kid would ship them off without a lot of connections. I can forge them but the more you have the more curious people are gonna be. What's your endgame, here?"
"Sixteen." No, she's fourteen, but she wants Brian Gunderson to be sixteen! He can make that happen, right?
She sits back, considering the question...but then realizes that this is a tricky game here. "...Do you mean my new identity's endgame or my actual endgame?"
She sits back, considering the question...but then realizes that this is a tricky game here. "...Do you mean my new identity's endgame or my actual endgame?"
"To protect you." A reminder, though it's unclear if she speak to admonish, or with contempt. Fact is fact.
From what, or who, or why - well. She no doubt has her reasons. And once York is deeply seated in his power, he can confront her on that. But, she doubts that will be any time soon.
"You have an inventive imagination, but the television-box is not correct. Such curses would be Mesopotamian in origin." She licks her fingers, finished with her meal, and settles to watch him eat his lo-mein.
From what, or who, or why - well. She no doubt has her reasons. And once York is deeply seated in his power, he can confront her on that. But, she doubts that will be any time soon.
"You have an inventive imagination, but the television-box is not correct. Such curses would be Mesopotamian in origin." She licks her fingers, finished with her meal, and settles to watch him eat his lo-mein.
"What is your goal with this? I know what you wanna do, where you wanna go? It makes building a believable background easier." Tailor made lives in the blink of an eye, that's the tagline to this business.
Well.
Not really they don't use taglines but if he had one that'd be it.
"And no way you're sixteen unless your parents are tiny. Which I can swing but- damn."
Well.
Not really they don't use taglines but if he had one that'd be it.
"And no way you're sixteen unless your parents are tiny. Which I can swing but- damn."
"Something like that." Very much something. Whatever it was he'll figure it out later.
When he's pretty sure it won't get done to him over again for reasons. Sneaky, motherly reasons. "Soo...finish up the UK, do Mesopotamia instead? I don't know that we've got a class on those."
Tying this venture in with his actual degree has taken some creative accounting for credit hours and the like. "I'll dig around, see what I can't swing. How were your ribs?"
He asks, slurping down a mouthful of noodles.
When he's pretty sure it won't get done to him over again for reasons. Sneaky, motherly reasons. "Soo...finish up the UK, do Mesopotamia instead? I don't know that we've got a class on those."
Tying this venture in with his actual degree has taken some creative accounting for credit hours and the like. "I'll dig around, see what I can't swing. How were your ribs?"
He asks, slurping down a mouthful of noodles.
"I thought if I paid you, you could make me the identity I wanted." But to be very fair... "I guess the identity has to also be really believable..." Yeah. That is what the money is for. To make sure it's a good one.
"Visiting relatives on another world. Or maybe looking at prospective schools, shopping around? I might need a reason to be on the move."
"Visiting relatives on another world. Or maybe looking at prospective schools, shopping around? I might need a reason to be on the move."
"You paid me to give you something that'll stand up to government, military, and academic inquiry. This isn't some fake ID you flash to get in the club, kid. This is something you can file a tax return with." Several of his clients have. It's been good to see his work stands up.
"Both of those work. School hunting is less likely to need fabrication of your family, not that I won't anyway but it'll take less detail."
"Both of those work. School hunting is less likely to need fabrication of your family, not that I won't anyway but it'll take less detail."
"One can never be too young to find the right interplanetary school to eventually spend wasted years amassing debt at." Just because she's bunk at streetsmarts... She bounces a leg nervously. Were this a different situation, this would look even sketchier than it already is, a young girl running off with a mysterious stranger.
"This new life, though. I know it's meant to stand up to all the tests. Do people ever come back to their old lives? That you know of?"
"This new life, though. I know it's meant to stand up to all the tests. Do people ever come back to their old lives? That you know of?"
"Ok, now I buy that you're fifteen. Twelve year olds are never that cynical." He plugs in the appropriate age as he flicks through their options. "Where are you from?"
Was she always that cynical, or is that just her sense of humor? Or maybe it's just developed since--her family. But that doesn't hold her attention for long because, wow, rude, way to just ignore her question completely.
"Altea," she supplies, then pushes off the couch and comes to totally not hover by his elbow, peering at his more technological setup. "But do people come back to their own lives of their own will? Not by getting outed, I mean. Or is everyone who hires you looking to disappear for good?"
"Altea," she supplies, then pushes off the couch and comes to totally not hover by his elbow, peering at his more technological setup. "But do people come back to their own lives of their own will? Not by getting outed, I mean. Or is everyone who hires you looking to disappear for good?"
"Good choice." He lets the kid look for a moment before turning to peer at her, white scarred eye and all. "Rude."
That's it. No poking, no glaring, just a peer and a word. Come on, kid, you gotta know better than that. "Not my problem after I finish my job. They take their files and photos and go wherever. They do whatever they're gonna do, I take my money and go get more parts for my bike."
Or beer.
Or go to a strip club but, yeah, not saying that in front of the kid.
That's it. No poking, no glaring, just a peer and a word. Come on, kid, you gotta know better than that. "Not my problem after I finish my job. They take their files and photos and go wherever. They do whatever they're gonna do, I take my money and go get more parts for my bike."
Or beer.
Or go to a strip club but, yeah, not saying that in front of the kid.
"Hey, I'm not touching." Looking's not rude! Looking can be admiring. She's bold enough to stare right back at him, and that overwhelming feeling of familiarity comes back. That kind of scarring is pretty distinctive. Maybe subtract a few years...?
"I guess that's good," she starts slowly, and maybe peering at him is rude, but Pidge is no paragon of manners. Much to her mother's chagrin. "Means you don't keep asking questions once these questions are done. Easy business deal."
"I guess that's good," she starts slowly, and maybe peering at him is rude, but Pidge is no paragon of manners. Much to her mother's chagrin. "Means you don't keep asking questions once these questions are done. Easy business deal."
"Do you like it when people look over your shoulder while you're working?" Rude. He maintains, rude.
And yeah, it's pretty distinctive scarring- but he's been listed as dead long enough by enough notable publications on the other side of the galaxy to not have to worry about it for the most part. No one that knows or cares or even has his data is anywhere near this damn city. "So. Pidge, looking for schools, fifteen. Step up to the screen and we'll take a few photos. Did you want to redo your fingerprints too or not?"
And yeah, it's pretty distinctive scarring- but he's been listed as dead long enough by enough notable publications on the other side of the galaxy to not have to worry about it for the most part. No one that knows or cares or even has his data is anywhere near this damn city. "So. Pidge, looking for schools, fifteen. Step up to the screen and we'll take a few photos. Did you want to redo your fingerprints too or not?"
"They can look so long as they don't touch. Maybe I like showing off." Or maybe she'd like to, but what she does is either way over everyone else orrrrr illegal. So.
She moves off to step up, wondering for a moment--glasses on, glasses off? Better keep them on. It's amazing what just the addition of eyewear can do to distort what people see. Her brain is still puzzling out the mystery of, er, the Mystery Contact. "I don't plan on getting in enough trouble that I should get my prints taken." But if she does get into that kind of trouble, it's probably going to be the kind where she either dies or is thrown in a facility that doesn't care immediately for standard procedure.
She moves off to step up, wondering for a moment--glasses on, glasses off? Better keep them on. It's amazing what just the addition of eyewear can do to distort what people see. Her brain is still puzzling out the mystery of, er, the Mystery Contact. "I don't plan on getting in enough trouble that I should get my prints taken." But if she does get into that kind of trouble, it's probably going to be the kind where she either dies or is thrown in a facility that doesn't care immediately for standard procedure.
"Sit back, Pidge." He doesn't go so far as to touch because- child. Actual child. Teenager, sure but. A kid. You don't just go around poking kids, even if they're all in your space. He has some restraint, after all. "Good, I haven't done the process on someone as young as you before and can't say if it'd grow out or not. Also? Stings like a bi-"
Shit.
"It hurts."
Shit.
"It hurts."
"Do you have a name I can call you by at least while I'm here?" Pidge asks, doing as told. "Since you have a name you can call me, and there's really not a lot of good nicknames I can think of involving motorcycles."
She glances over again, smirking. "Aww, look--identity forger's got scruples."
She glances over again, smirking. "Aww, look--identity forger's got scruples."
"Taylor." It's honest enough (real name) and irregularly used enough (everyone in the project called him York) to make it safe. The only people that knew it was his are dead or think he's dead.
It works.
"I might be a criminal but I am a criminal with standards."
It works.
"I might be a criminal but I am a criminal with standards."
Hmm. She can't assume it's his real name, but she shuffles that off into her mental database as well. "I appreciate you not taking the money and running and also doing a thorough job of this whole setup." Even if it's run out of a bachelor pad garage. "I knew there was a reason I hired you."
"I've got a reputation for getting the job done." This isn't the weirdest thing he's swung- nor is Pidge the youngest. It's just usually kids and their parents when he does work on anyone roughly this age.
"The Yelp of the darkweb speaks highly of you, anyway, so your idents must be thorough and up to spec. Were you always a forger?" Maybe she shouldn't be asking the career criminal semi-personal questions but hey, they'll be here talking personal (fictional) details for a while.
"Can you call it 'underground' instead of 'darkweb', please? Both are illegal but for very different reasons." Reasons he's not gonna get into with a kid. Reasons that make this gig, with a kid, doubly uncomfortable. "Not really."
She wiggles her fingers at him. "Show me the forbidden identity forgers." There are dark places of the net okay, just...the dark places she went were this type of illegal. "I guess you must've done something else before to get that scar. Did you get your eye upgraded?"
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