"The world's two oldest professions." He shrugs and settles back on the sofa, looking over his notes from the summoning. He got a lot right. That's- disconcerting. That he got a lot right. It's good, but it's also wrong. He's pretty sure he hadn't meant to summon anything near as big as Carolina. So it's something of a surprise.

"...wow you've missed- a lot. Mostly in the past decade, tech wise. Socially a lot of shit's the same. Lemme-" He pulls his spare tablet over and checks the battery, mostly full. Good enough. He brings up 'wikipedia' and slides it over. "You got questions you can get most of your answers from that website. Just type it in the search function. Take it with a grain of salt but they're pretty good about keeping the information accurate. When in doubt, check the books in your room."