Okay, demon has a point. He's being a dick. A needless dick. He's hung over and confused and cranky but that's no excuse for being an ass. So he shoves his headache and his muddled memories to the back of his skull.
"Your summoner's been pumped full of bullshit pop culture when it comes to demons since he was...four? And is kind of an asshole. Not that it excuses being- speciesist? racist? There's an IST going on here I just don't have a word for it but that doesn't excuse the fact that I was an ass and am still being an ass, I'm sorry. I'm- kind of out of my depth here. Please sit? Can I get you some coffee or something?" Being of infernal power in his livingroom and he's being a jackass. Only York.
Okay so discount pop culture. Crazy Aunt rose was, apparently, not crazy. What'd she say?
Most of what he remembers involves faries and rings of stones and wee folk and something called a Morrigan that gave him nightmares for a month but he's got fuck and all on hand in his memory banks for demons. Or summoning.
"Most mortals are, yeah. We ride on self-delusion and booze. And- yeah. No idea what I've done. Wasn't entirely sober hence doing it in the first place. And using ketchup- that's gonna take forever to get out of the carpet. Way to go, past me. usually when I get drunk and do something dumb I'm the only one stuck dealing with the fallout so. I'm sorry you got caught up in this."
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"Your summoner's been pumped full of bullshit pop culture when it comes to demons since he was...four? And is kind of an asshole. Not that it excuses being- speciesist? racist? There's an IST going on here I just don't have a word for it but that doesn't excuse the fact that I was an ass and am still being an ass, I'm sorry. I'm- kind of out of my depth here. Please sit? Can I get you some coffee or something?" Being of infernal power in his livingroom and he's being a jackass. Only York.
Okay so discount pop culture. Crazy Aunt rose was, apparently, not crazy. What'd she say?
Most of what he remembers involves faries and rings of stones and wee folk and something called a Morrigan that gave him nightmares for a month but he's got fuck and all on hand in his memory banks for demons. Or summoning.
"Most mortals are, yeah. We ride on self-delusion and booze. And- yeah. No idea what I've done. Wasn't entirely sober hence doing it in the first place. And using ketchup- that's gonna take forever to get out of the carpet. Way to go, past me. usually when I get drunk and do something dumb I'm the only one stuck dealing with the fallout so. I'm sorry you got caught up in this."