"holyshit-" He jerks and whirls, hands going up, palm out- not an attack and not entirely a cringe. This isn't supposed to be his life this isn't supposed to work he has SEEN these movies he's gonna die. He's gonna die and it's gonna suck. "Look pig's blood is surprisingly hard to come by in this day and age- I mean after last semester's reenactment of carrie at one of the sorority parties."

A beat.

"I wasn't involved I just heard the screaming." The question throws him more than a little but- well. "...there was this one aunt that was a little weird. Never spent a lotta time around her but maybe?"