"Maxine? Max get off the sofa...damn cat." Small and black with big green eyes and is currently...sitting. Next to him. Not out in the next room.
"...shit-" he grabs the bat he leaves stowed by the door and inches out, calling ahead of him. "Look if you want money I'm broke, if you want anything valuable I don't have anything so just save yourself the beating and get the hell out before I...um. You. Aren't. A burgler."
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"...shit-" he grabs the bat he leaves stowed by the door and inches out, calling ahead of him. "Look if you want money I'm broke, if you want anything valuable I don't have anything so just save yourself the beating and get the hell out before I...um. You. Aren't. A burgler."
No. No she's a demon.
On his sofa.
"...wasn't a dream."