"What? You thought humanity would start holding hands and singing Kumbyyah? That's optimistic even for you." He sighs. "It's all this oppressive government, freedom, whatever crap. I don't care that much. But they're willing to pay decently enough which is the only reason I'm here."

Seriously, he hadn't even had to try hard to get them to trust him. It was... Pathetic.

"Yeah and he got left with South and me. And on my worst days I'm still saner than South. Mostly. So you can guess how well he took that."