Somehow, what should be a ringing endorsement isn't. But that will be something to worry about in the morning.

Tonight, there is this ridiculous room with its giant water bed, far too large windows overlooking the city, a bath tub very clearly made fir two, and several nooks and crannies and hook points that don't necessarily scream honeymoon to Carolina. Or perhaps her idea of first married night affairs is too vanilla? Either way, "Don't touch anything," she orders, before she begins her sweep of each room. She doesn't want to risk /anything/ by not being thorough at her job.